In June of last year, a certain writer who sometimes dabbles in fiction attempted to interview the Trump Whisperer (see “An Interview with the Trump Whisperer”). That interview had some difficulty focusing on the truth. Could a similar interview be conducted in another dimension of reality, specifically, a truth dimension? Some string theory physicists believe other dimensions exist. So, why not a truth dimension? Let’s test this hypothesis.
The following is an interview with the Speaker of the House, the President, and the Senate Majority Leader. (DISCLAIMER: the interviewer cannot be held accountable for the following statements of truth, nor for the intervention of the Trump Whisperer who often speaks for the President.)
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Interviewer – Let me say how thankful I am for your participation in this interview. There are two current subjects I would like to cover today. The first concerns the month-long shutdown of the government. How would you characterize it and how would each of you resolve its political stalemate?
President – The Democrats clearly refuse to support border security. They won’t even support my extensions of DACA or TPS for a three-year period in which we could come together to reform our immigration policies.
Whisperer – Liberals bleed for minorities and government services. By shutting down the government, I hold the sword of Damocles at their throats. Their weakness is that they care. I don’t. And I will win.
Speaker – Have you ever heard of a Pyrrhic Victory? The President wants to win while losing. The problem here is that he doesn’t consider others’ loss as his own.
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Interviewer – Madam Speaker, could you be more specific?
Speaker – I’m referring to the 800,000 civil servants who are furloughed or working without pay and the millions of Americans affected by the lack of food inspections, of tax returns, of healthcare services, of border security by land, sea, and air, of maintenance of our national monuments and parks, and so much more. King Pyrrhus of Epirus sacrificed his army to win a war. What the President is doing is similar. In addition, that so-called sword of Damocles he swings will cut off his own head.
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Interviewer – In truth, Madam Speaker, is that the basis of your own strategy? In other words, do you believe the President’s intransigence in holding hostage the government will ultimately cost him his job?
Speaker – In truth, yes.
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Interviewer – And what is the position of the Senate Majority Leader on the government shutdown?
Senate Majority Leader – I will not put any legislation on the floor of the Senate that will not be signed by the President.
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Interviewer – Yes, we know that you refused to send to the President a funding bill that had passed the Senate by an unanimous vote. You realize your action makes you complicit in this government shutdown. Don’t you consider your role in Congress to be independent of the President, to be a check on Presidential power, and to work with the House in funding the government?
Senate Majority Leader – The President decided he wanted to add 5.7 billion dollars to fund a border wall of some kind to be determined later or “as appropriate.” That is his prerogative. I told him that the Speaker would not remove her opposition to his wall and would not back down. She might even go so far as to allow the House to consider articles of impeachment against a President who effectively shuts down a democratic government by his personal fiat.
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Interviewer – In truth, Mr. Majority Leader, are you revealing here a strategy that would wait for the House to file articles of impeachment, thereby allowing the Republicans to divorce themselves from a Republican President that has gone rogue?
Senate Majority Leader – In truth, yes. As long as his base supports him, I cannot risk our Republican Senate seats in the next election. Only impeachment would move that base and untether my Party from his unpredictability and disregard for Republican ideals.
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Interviewer – It is reported that the Mueller investigation is nearing a conclusion. Do you believe it will give you, Mr. Majority Leader, the impeachment you secretly anticipate? What if that investigation continues for months? Would the President eventually back down? Do you really think the Speaker would risk her Party’s credibility and attempt to impeach a sitting President who has a staunchly supportive base? Remember what happened to the Republican Party and Newt Gingrich when they attempted to impeach a popular President? In truth, are you waiting for this President’s removal from office?
Senate Majority Leader – In truth, I have no other option than to wait for impeachment or resign myself to the destruction of the Republican Party and, consequently, control of the Senate.
Speaker – Don’t forget about the rule of law and our Constitution. We are a country that revolted against the whims of a monarch that held absolute power over us. The Declaration of Independence lists the grievances we had with this monarch. Compare those grievances with the acts of this President regarding the rights of asylum seekers, family separations, racial immigration policies, the well-being of our citizens in terms of clean air and water, and refusal to address problems in education, infrastructure, income inequality, and preparations for the impact of climate change.
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Interviewer – Mr. President, you don’t seem to have much support in Congress, even though it appears you have cowed the Senate Majority Leader. In fact, your only real support comes from those in your base who believe in you. In truth, what are you going to do?
President – As long as I’m President, I will preserve the national security of our country. The situation at our southern border is horrible. No President before me has attempted to stop the crime, drugs, and human trafficking that pours through. It’s a disgrace. The Democrats want open borders. I don’t. If I have to maintain the shutdown for months or even years, I will. I may even declare it a national emergency and order government resources including the military to building my wall . . . fence . . . barrier . . . or whatever. As long as I’m President, I will always protect our country. If we don’t secure our borders, we don’t have a country!
Whisperer – As long as these positions hold with my base, I will win. That is all that matters. I don’t believe in truth, just truthful hyperbole. Whatever I say is what I want people to believe because I want them to believe in me. My hyperbole reflects my most sincere conviction that I must be right, otherwise I’m a loser. And I’m never going to be a loser. Winning is what I’m about. That’s why I can speak with conviction and why people believe in me. I’m a winner! A great deal maker! And the greatest President in the history of our country!
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Interviewer – Alright . . . maybe I should change the subject. Recently, the press has published two stories that may be an existential threat to this Presidency. In one report, Mr. President, it appears that the FBI opened a counterintelligence investigation into the possibility that you were working for the interests of a foreign government. In another press release it was asserted that during the campaign you told your private attorney to lie to Congress about your attempts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. During the 2016 campaign you repeatedly denied having any business interests in Moscow and specifically any proposed deals to build a Trump tower in Moscow. Can you comment upon the truth of these stories?
President – The most shameful thing ever written about me! I’m not a spy for the Russians. Mueller admitted that story is a lie. It’s just fake news! And Mr. Cohen’s testimony has nothing to do with me. Besides, he’s a convicted liar. Whatever he did, he did on his own. I was only aware of the possibility of a deal with Russia. But nothing happened. And Cohen’s lies are his own. He’s a proven liar!
Whisperer – I have to misstate things to redirect public attention. Mueller’s statement that the press report was “inaccurate” must be called out as a “lie.” And Cohen’s testimony, whether in the past or in the future, has to be characterized as a “lie” told by a proven liar. Notice how often I use the word “lie” and look for any chance to call out the press as “fake news.” When the public hears it often enough, they accept that it must be true. Brilliant, no?
Speaker – May I comment? The public has a right to know the truth. We must maintain the integrity of the Mueller investigation and interpret his outcome on the evidence uncovered. Calling the press “fake news” and refuting sworn testimony before it’s even presented are statements that fail to recognize Constitutional guarantees of a free press and due process before the law. It may be true that part or all of this recent press report is “inaccurate,” and it is true that Mr. Cohen has admitted to lying to Congress, but we cannot draw the conclusion that all press reports are fake or that everything Mr. Cohen says is a lie.
Whisperer – Madame Speaker, you are so naïve! Only losers parse words. I’m a fighter. Your base is not as strong as mine. You sound “politically correct.” But I’m President. I won in a landslide. I even overcame the Democrats’ massive voter fraud. Maybe I’m not politically correct, but I’m a winner. You lose!
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Interviewer – OK, you’ve both made your points. What is the Senate Majority Leader’s position on this topic? Do you, sir, have anything to say about this reported counterintelligence investigation or Mr. Cohen’s past or future testimony before Congress? (Pause) Mr. Majority Leader, in truth, what is your position on these matters?
Senate Majority Leader – In truth, these are not legislative matters. I’m busy preparing legislation that will put the President’s proposals on border security before the Senate. I want to broker a compromise that will open the government and address the President’s priorities.
Speaker – Please, Mitch, you can’t possibly . . .. Really? The President is going to grant a 3-year extension to DACA, after he cancelled the program? Likewise, he’s going to do the same for the Temporary Protected status of thousands of victims of catastrophic conditions or natural disasters in Honduras, San Salvador, Haiti, and Nepal. Again, he’s going to extend the life of a program he has terminated. You realize that DACA and TPS together affect nearly a million Americans in addition to their families. These people have lived here their whole lives, raised families, gone to college, or, in some cases, served in our military. Even this shutdown is the result of his stipulation that he would veto a government funding bill that he had previously supported. Put bluntly, he wants to fix what he has broken. The President’s proposals are not so subtlety covering up his disastrous decisions while at the same time pretending to justify his equally disastrous decision to shutdown the government. Mitch, if you give him what he wants, he will shutdown the government whenever he feels the urge to overrule the Congress. That is what is meant by a Constitutional crisis! We in Congress have a duty to check a rogue President!
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Interviewer – Alright . . . ok, I think we now know what it’s like to be in the truth dimension. The truth carries no less passion there than in the political arena. I see the Trump’s Whisperer has removed his black hood and has a likely rebuttal.
Whisperer – She’s a left-wing extremist. The Democrats want open borders. If they have their way, we’ll have murderers and rapists in our neighborhoods! They refuse to negotiate an end to the shutdown even when I give them what they have always wanted. They are obstructionists. Even their radical left supporters will tire of the Speaker’s empty promises for free education, healthcare, and hand-outs. She would bankrupt the government just to foil my efforts to make America great again. It’s so sad.
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Interviewer – Please, Madam Speaker, I see you want to respond. But this back-and-forth volley can go on forever while no meaningful solutions will ever be considered. Obviously, it is difficult to stay in the truth dimension. This interview has just fallen on its own sword.
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In conclusion: this journey into a truth dimension makes a poor writer of fiction wonder whether truth is stranger than fiction. Perhaps we are all mesmerized and living in an alternate reality. As a representative political figure of antiquity questioned, “what is truth?”
(SECOND DISCLAIMER: If my readers are wondering how America fell into this alternate reality, they can review one opinion on this fall from grace and truth in “The Manchurian Party.”)